NES and IAG Date #2

[NES]

Mission Objective: Heavy petting

So how you doin? Feel like doing something later?

 

[MikeB]

You had your chance last night and failed miserably.


Sorry, calling it like I see it.

 

[pubguy]

I could use some petting.

 

[Inactiongirl]

I don't know. I really thought you should offered me your one helmet on the ride home. Is chivalry dead?

 

[NES]

Forgive me for that oversight princess, tonite I will the motorcycle at home as I have something a little more romantic planned for us.

 

[Inactiongirl]

Hahahaha...Nice....but I totally missed that mission objective first time around....still...funny.

 

[NES]

Hahahaha...Nice....but I totally missed that mission objective first time around....still...funny.

What? Who put that there? One day on the job and barman is already cockblocking me. I object!

 

[HunterS.Thompson]

What? Who put that there? One day on the job and barman is already cockblocking me. I object!

As your attorney I advice you to proceed with caution because MikeB is on a mission...

 

[Inactiongirl]

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[NES]

Yeah you are way too complicated for me. Next!

 

[Inactiongirl]

Yeah you are way too complicated for me. Next!

And you were just starting to grow on me.

 

[NES]

Yeah, well I thought you were "the one" until you basically called me a stalker and a cybersex addict now Im just confused.

 

[Inactiongirl]

Yeah, well I thought you were "the one" until you basically called me a stalker and a cybersex addict now Im just confused.

Are you guys the only ones allowed to have dry humor? And I didn't call you a stalker.

 

[pubguy]

Take her back NES. It could still work out.

 

[NES]

Ok what the hell, I love you again. Wanna go watch a movie on cheater's baby's forehead or something? Maybe go out and eat some steak tartar and wash it down with some PBR?

 

[Inactiongirl]

Ok what the hell, I love you again. Wanna go watch a movie on cheater's baby's forehead or something?

:missingte That poor girl.

 

[NES]

She is gorgious, just like you darlin.

 

[Inactiongirl]

She is gorgious, just like you darlin.

Aw...thank you. May have to cut this short though. Time for The Hills...between that and the game....makes for a tough date night. That Heidi and Spencer are a couple of crazy kids .....you have no idea what I'm talking about do you?

 

[NES]

Oh yeah toots, I fucking love The Hills!

 

[Inactiongirl]

Oh yeah toots, I fucking love The Hills!

You're lying.